i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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