is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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