but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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