Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Quick, to the slutcave!
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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