I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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