it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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