I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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