I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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