Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
