yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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