It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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