so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
So apparently I’m into choking now
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