you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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