Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
pray to the hookup gods
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
wow bdsm is so cute
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