actually, I'm a sock model
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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