Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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