Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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