Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Randomize
