Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
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