I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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