Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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