The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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