Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
What a dumb baby whore.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Randomize
