I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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