Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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