I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Dick very happy bro
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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