Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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