Its about making memories worth repressing
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
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