did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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