Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
its not stalking. its research.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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