so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
People in love make me want to vomit
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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