Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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