I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Dignity is for republicans.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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