i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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