You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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