i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
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