Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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