i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
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