Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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