Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
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