doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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