what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
she told me i tasted like america
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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