Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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