I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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