Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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