: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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