god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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