shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
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