yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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