Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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