im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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