Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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