i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I'm sobbing to NWA
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