We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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